Sober three days on the trot! I have had enough! Ever since I started this blog …well, today I hit the bot! Come on yaar, everybody out there is drunk , how can you..? Want to know my brand…..uh? Red Label, Glenfidditch Single Malt, Dom Periognon – no Sir, all those cheap brands are not for me. My brand of choice is the one and only, yes! Now you guessed it right – Country Liquor – Tharra – India Shining!

Enough of poverty and what those poor buggers are doing. Let them go fuck! Who cares? Tatas have almost caught up with the Ambanis – you guys dig? The market cap game is really hotting up. Let’s talk money man – yeh sab poor shoor chhodo..

Are you in the market by any chance? Don’t go in now, if you have any sense. Book profits. Invest in less volatile markets – perhaps, real estate in Kolkata – very low P/E I tell you but it won’t stay that way man! Sell selectively – bonus or rights lots, if you have enough, or break a bit of investment but hold on to Blues – every single chip. Buy only if it goes below 15K – well – why buy at all? Unless you are feeling adventurous. In that case you can take a look at the scrips suggested by Investor’s Guide of The Economic Times sometime back – maybe the week after the Sensex again breached 15K after the subprime bust – Hey I don’t feel like doing the research and give you the link – I told you I am drunk – you do it yourself.

But Subhash what happens if all these poor buggers, all 700 million of them through education, knowledge and critical thinking begin to really realize “which side of the bread is buttered” and start playing the human dullex – u know start selling all the lies and myths they have bought so far – have u thought of it? Sala these guys may not have any Blues but they have a huge stock of Blie (Big Lies) chips accumulated over as long as 10,000 years – Keya bakte ho! Sala pura bear market laga dega? Tab keya hoga?

If they decide chalo enough is enough, itna din to yeh rich log, by force humko yeh sab lies and myths bechte chale aye hai abhi ham bechenge – akhir yeh Earth to hamara sab ka hai, kuchh individualka nehi hai, srif woh log Bear hoke Blie bechenge or Blue kharidenge yeh kaise ho sakta hai? Woh sala Bull banke hamkoBlie bechte bechte 20K Sensex bana liya, abhi humbhi 20-20 banake 40 Blie sell karenge – tab dekhte human dullex kaha jata hai? Chalo let’s skin them and make shoes out of those skins. Kabhi to juta pehnahich nehi – the feet hurt you know? Dukta hai! What then?

India Shining pi liya na? Drunk ho giya? You don’t bother – aree police hai, Indian Army hai, US Army hai – dar ka keya baat hai? The Rule of Law is there? They will protect private property and rich. What can those poor bastards do? Yeh naa – by force rule karte ho naa? But suppose tomorrow the Rule of Law says it should protect collective property and not private property – then what happens? Everything changes – if the Rule of Law changes then what happens? It can change – any day the poor may become smart enough and realize that the whole world belongs to everyone and not just a few “individuals”. Because collective ownership is more scientific, because – come on yaar – Im drunk. Change management karne padta hai yaar – you know it better than me.

You have only 300 million Subhash and if push comes to shove you know another 200 million will go over. What remains? Im tellin u Im drunk yaar – ketna hota hai only 100? Keya mera Math thik hai? Kuchh million ka chakkar hai – Im tellin u Im drunk …………

900 million versus 100 million?? 5.5 billion versus 0.5 billion?? Yeh drunken haze me kuchh diktaich nehi. India Shining pi liya naa!

By the way I don’t drink! Woh khushi nehi milta! paisahich nehi hai to keya kare?

I drink only India Shining! Free of cost! Vary dangerous for your mental health, I tell u. Vary. Kabhi mat pi naa.